There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.

by stewart92

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Female Lead LitRPG Magic

She became a dungeon core.

Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?

No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
1: Smashing Start ago
2: Take off! ago
3: Mushroom Farming ago
4: The Piggy in the Middle ago
5: The Human Touch ago
6: The Capped Limit ago
7: innocence and Gobs ago
8: What Wicked Web We Weave ago
9: Quissing the Dungeon ago
10: Hole in the Ground ago
11: Fishing for Compliments ago
12: The Nature of Give and Take ago
13: Hook, Line, Sinker ago
14: Conviction ago
15: Delta Ducks ago
16: Duck for Traps ago
17: Along Came A Spider ago
18: I am DEO! ago
19: DEO! and friends! ago
20: A Boary End ago
21: Flaws and Thorns ago
22: The Greenhouse Effect ago
23: Nature vs Nurture ago
24: Unruli ago
25: Slimers ago
26: Special ago
27: Levelling Down ago
28: Guilty Roots ago
29: The Jungle Room ago
30: A Gentleman ago
31: Japing about ago
32: Catch and Mist ago
33: The Curious Container ago
34: The Flower in a Pot ago
35: Rulis and Termis ago
36: Challenge Accepted ago
37: The Nuance of Dungeon Building ago
38: Big Showdown in little Dungeon ago
39: Lost in Translation ago
40: Seeing the Mushroom for the Forest ago
41: Busy Little Bee ago
42: The Little Things ago
43: Raleish the thought ago
44: Mime the Gap ago
Interlude: Cheesecake ago
45: Nu point of view ago
46: Ballad of the Great ago
47: Delta Does Danger ago
48: Equal-system ago
49: Witching Hour ago
50: Evolution of the First Floor ago
51: Happy Accidents ago
52: Griminology ago
Interlude: Crumbling Hearth ago
Artwork! ago
53: Devine Bobbing ago
54: Pic-Nic ago
Maestro ago
55: Heart of the Jungle ago
56: Birds, Mushrooms, and Taxes ago
57: The Musical Trap ago
58: Thorn in The Side ago
60: The Star of the Show ago
Map updates. ago
61: This Dungeon Belongs to Noland ago
Update ago
Interlude: Popping the Question ago
62: Holly Water ago
63: Wyin or lose ago
64: The Tree of 'Wisdom' ago
65: The Key to her Heart! ago
66: Tending the Moon ago
Side Story: The Village of Woodedly ago
67: Keys and Doors ago
68: World Wide Web ago
69: New Blood ago
70: Gather your Party ago
Floor maps udated! ago
Interlude: The King's Fortune ago
71: Truth Seeker ago
72: Inferno at the Grove ago
73: Lord of Mushrooms ago
Interlude: Spoiled for Choice ago
74: Blind Truth ago
75: Heart to Heart ago
76: Jungle Fever ago
77: Flower Power ago
78: Maze of Life ago
79: Delta's Dungeon Defence ago
80: Mother vs Mother ago
81: Long may she rain ago
82: Jack and Delta go down a tunnel ago
Interlude: The Imp of no Importance ago
83: The Fortress of Silence ago
84: For Whom the Dungeon Trolls ago
Edit upon a new day. ago
85: Silent Knight ago
86: Oh Holy Knight ago
87: Grotesque Puns ago
Floor 2 update! ago
88: Xanatos Gambit? No, this is a Delta Gamble! ago
89: Split Opinions on Banned Books ago
90: The Dungeon and her Village ago
91: Nina a Hand? ago
92: Fresh Breath of Seth ago
93: A King's Grudge ago
Interlude: Dungeon Education ago
94:Guard Goyles ago
95: All Action, No Talk ago
96: Door to Door ago
97:Bubbling to the Surface ago
Interlude: Death Pips In ago
98: The Madness of Sanity ago
99: Beta to the Punch ago
100: Delta ago
101: How to be a Dungeon ago
102: The Dance of the Dead and Fabulous ago
103: Pop goes the Slime ago
104: Spring of the Soul ago
105: Delta's Day Off ago
106: Delta the Darkest Dungeon ago
107: Love ago
108: Al Far will he go? ago
109: Quickies and Squidies ago
110: Hungry Python ago
111: Jack be nimble... jack be... oh no. ago
112: Low-hanging fruit ago
113: Miserable Pile of Mushrooms! ago
114: Sootable Upgrades ago
115: Vastly Giant Bridge ago
116: Wyinning ago

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I love this book! ❀️ please keep writing πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„ I eagerly awaiting next chapter full of puns and fun's as your newest fanπŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„

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Where did my life go?

I started reading this then realised that several days had passed while I kept reading. After realizing just how addicted I was, I attempted to moderate my reading, but found I kept reading well past my bedtime. My relationships with my wife and son have suffered, though, I have caught up to where the author is adding new content.

Each day I open RR, hoping for another chapter, hoping for just another little taste. The humour, the characters, the world, every bit makes me want to experience this world.

Other than the occasional odd bit of grammar, this story is amazing and I can only hope I write even half as good as the author.

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One of the best story’s on Royal Road

As always I will keep this brief. Story is amazing. Massive amounts of character growth, puns and jokes out of the wazoo, drama that doesn’t get old, memorable characters, good worldbuilding, and has unlimited potential. Give it a read, you will not regret it.

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Looking forward to reading more of this story,

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Shines due to the character development

Really good story -- it has a very fun, whimsical (without going into the realm of painful ridiculousness) feel to it that you don't see too often in other stories. Also, very few grammar mistakes.

It reminds me a lot of the wandering inn, another fantastic story on here, with the mindset/feel of the mine character, as well as her relationships with the strange people she meets in the new world.

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A punny lighthearted dungeon story!~

I quite enjoy this story, it is a bit annoying to see how Delta our main character tries to resolve everything peacefully and that the world is overly whimsical? Depending on the situation that can be a good thing but when it is overly whimsical too often and it is not pulled off right it could end up hurting the story later as events in the story progress.

For anyone that likes puns, this is worth the read. If you want an MC that seeks conflict than look elsewhere there is little due to the aforementioned pacifistic nature of the main character.

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This story is an experience like no other. It may come of as a bit odd at times, but it has a certain kind of charm to it.

This is no ordinary dungeon story, it has a world outside the dungeon. The mc also goes for befriending rather than murderising. This is done very well, and I sometimes find myself shedding tears of happiness.

To the writer, I say thank you for a wonderful story and a great adventure.

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i very much like there is no epic loot here, only puns. or as it was called the pungeon. lemme tell ya why

this is an amazing story.

great puns.

good characters with depth to them.

interesting enough plot.

surprising consistency.

cute mc.


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It's a new take on old subject. It's fun and funny. I laughed more than I didn't. The characters have Life to them and are more than little murderers in the making.

Some issues with word play. Mainly how sometimes are the same. Or interrupt the sentence to begin the sentence over.

(may be double posting this becasue submit button be special. If so apologies)

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Very cutely written. Surprisingly, one of the few female characters I didn't find very annoying.