There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.

by stewart92

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Female Lead LitRPG Magic

She became a dungeon core.

Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?

No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
1: Smashing Start ago
2: Take off! ago
3: Mushroom Farming ago
4: The Piggy in the Middle ago
5: The Human Touch ago
6: The Capped Limit ago
7: innocence and Gobs ago
8: What Wicked Web We Weave ago
9: Quissing the Dungeon ago
10: Hole in the Ground ago
11: Fishing for Compliments ago
12: The Nature of Give and Take ago
13: Hook, Line, Sinker ago
14: Conviction ago
15: Delta Ducks ago
16: Duck for Traps ago
17: Along Came A Spider ago
18: I am DEO! ago
19: DEO! and friends! ago
20: A Boary End ago
21: Flaws and Thorns ago
22: The Greenhouse Effect ago
23: Nature vs Nurture ago
24: Unruli ago
25: Slimers ago
26: Special ago
27: Levelling Down ago
28: Guilty Roots ago
29: The Jungle Room ago
30: A Gentleman ago
31: Japing about ago
32: Catch and Mist ago
33: The Curious Container ago
34: The Flower in a Pot ago
35: Rulis and Termis ago
36: Challenge Accepted ago
37: The Nuance of Dungeon Building ago
38: Big Showdown in little Dungeon ago
39: Lost in Translation ago
40: Seeing the Mushroom for the Forest ago
41: Busy Little Bee ago
42: The Little Things ago
43: Raleish the thought ago
44: Mime the Gap ago
Interlude: Cheesecake ago
45: Nu point of view ago
46: Ballad of the Great ago
47: Delta Does Danger ago
48: Equal-system ago
49: Witching Hour ago
50: Evolution of the First Floor ago
51: Happy Accidents ago
52: Griminology ago
Interlude: Crumbling Hearth ago
Artwork! ago
53: Devine Bobbing ago
54: Pic-Nic ago
Maestro ago
55: Heart of the Jungle ago
56: Birds, Mushrooms, and Taxes ago
57: The Musical Trap ago
58: Thorn in The Side ago
60: The Star of the Show ago
Map updates. ago
61: This Dungeon Belongs to Noland ago
Update ago
Interlude: Popping the Question ago
62: Holly Water ago
63: Wyin or lose ago
64: The Tree of 'Wisdom' ago
65: The Key to her Heart! ago
66: Tending the Moon ago
Side Story: The Village of Woodedly ago
67: Keys and Doors ago
68: World Wide Web ago
69: New Blood ago
70: Gather your Party ago
Floor maps udated! ago
Interlude: The King's Fortune ago
71: Truth Seeker ago
72: Inferno at the Grove ago
73: Lord of Mushrooms ago
Interlude: Spoiled for Choice ago
74: Blind Truth ago
75: Heart to Heart ago
76: Jungle Fever ago
77: Flower Power ago
78: Maze of Life ago
79: Delta's Dungeon Defence ago
80: Mother vs Mother ago
81: Long may she rain ago
82: Jack and Delta go down a tunnel ago
Interlude: The Imp of no Importance ago
83: The Fortress of Silence ago
84: For Whom the Dungeon Trolls ago
Edit upon a new day. ago
85: Silent Knight ago
86: Oh Holy Knight ago
87: Grotesque Puns ago
Floor 2 update! ago
88: Xanatos Gambit? No, this is a Delta Gamble! ago
89: Split Opinions on Banned Books ago
90: The Dungeon and her Village ago
91: Nina a Hand? ago
92: Fresh Breath of Seth ago
93: A King's Grudge ago
Interlude: Dungeon Education ago
94:Guard Goyles ago
95: All Action, No Talk ago
96: Door to Door ago
97:Bubbling to the Surface ago
Interlude: Death Pips In ago
98: The Madness of Sanity ago
99: Beta to the Punch ago
100: Delta ago
101: How to be a Dungeon ago

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I like silly and I like fun. Starts out weird and the strangeness grows to epic near incoherent proportions. Probably written by a mad mystic that has a few sanity points left.

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This does exactly what it promises, gives puns and dungeon fun. Delta is great and the MENU is a cool addition to this series.

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Not enough puns yet. There is indeed no epic loot tho.

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A soaring epic with a lot of heart

I have to be honest and score low on grammar and style. The errors appear consistently in every chapter, but I honestly don't even care -- this story is that good. The characters are defined and unique, with unexpected motivations and flaws. With a good editor this could easily be a top-selling ebook.

I implore you to look beyond the spelling, grammar, and occasionally clunky sentence structure. This is well worth a read. You won't be able to stop.

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Light and Fluffy Insanity

There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns is a dungeon core story that leaves me at different points laughing, breathless from awe, or crying from the sheer emotions conveyed. The characters are each in-depth individuals with their own personalities and motives that mean that their interactions with each other are amazing. It has a bit of a rough start, but only in comparison with how overwhelmingly good it becomes later on in the story. It has a well developed world, plenty of mystery, and it continuously goes sideways in a direction that is both wonderful and compeletely unexpected. Sometimes has problems with rambling, and the puns could use work, but part of the puns appeal is how bad they are. I truly love this series, and it is quite possibly my favorite series on RR. Highly recommended. 

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It's an interesting take on the dungeon reincarnation plotline with a female lead and a lot more depth than the norm. It can be hard to follow at times because of the sheer amount of characters outside of the dungeon and the fact that all of them seem to have complex backstories. That said it is definately worth a read.

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Every chapter brings a smile to my face

A thoroughly unique take on dungeon novels. The writing may not be flawless, but is pretty great on the whole. Plot and pacing remain solid throughout. Characters are fun an memorable.

If I had a single complaint to make, that simply would be that there isn't enough! Even so it generally updates on a fairly consistent and regular basis without sacrificing quality so I don't really mind.

The consistent optimisitic and cheerful mood throughout the story, no matter how dark it gets, never gets annoying. If anything it is infectious and always lifts my mood and has brought smiles to some of my worst days.

It's a good story.

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It's a new take on ald subject. It's fun and funny. I laughed more than I didn't. The characters have Life to them and are more than little murderers in the making.

Some issues with word play. Mainly how sometimes with how some sentences are the same. Or interrupt the sentence to begin the sentence over. 

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Subjective Enjoyment: Makes me smile.  The jokes and humor are bad, and that's how I like it.

Morals:  Similar to Discworld.  This world is TRYING to be a crapsack world, but it has one too many pesky GOOD people causing chaos.  This story doesn't pretend that the world is a nice place, but it won't make you depressed either.

Memorability:  I don't think the author knows how to make characters that aren't memorable.  Once again, I have to compare this WN to Discworld.

Updates: So far the author has kept writing despite IRL setbacks, so I doubt anything can stop the author now.  Even if it does go on hiatus someday, this work of love would still be worth reading.

Objective Quality:  I would never accuse this story of being *quality* fiction, but then again I don't remember the last time "quality" fiction made me smile.  Jones would give it an A+.

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Literally my favourite ever story

Every single chapter leaves me feeling happy and optimistic. I wish there were more stories like this.

Very well written. Thank you  stew for writing this, I love Delta and the whole town!!!