There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.

by stewart92

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Female Lead LitRPG Magic

She became a dungeon core.

Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?

No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
1: Smashing Start ago
2: Take off! ago
3: Mushroom Farming ago
4: The Piggy in the Middle ago
5: The Human Touch ago
6: The Capped Limit ago
7: innocence and Gobs ago
8: What Wicked Web We Weave ago
9: Quissing the Dungeon ago
10: Hole in the Ground ago
11: Fishing for Compliments ago
12: The Nature of Give and Take ago
13: Hook, Line, Sinker ago
14: Conviction ago
15: Delta Ducks ago
16: Duck for Traps ago
17: Along Came A Spider ago
18: I am DEO! ago
19: DEO! and friends! ago
20: A Boary End ago
21: Flaws and Thorns ago
22: The Greenhouse Effect ago
23: Nature vs Nurture ago
24: Unruli ago
25: Slimers ago
26: Special ago
27: Levelling Down ago
28: Guilty Roots ago
29: The Jungle Room ago
30: A Gentleman ago
31: Japing about ago
32: Catch and Mist ago
33: The Curious Container ago
34: The Flower in a Pot ago
35: Rulis and Termis ago
36: Challenge Accepted ago
37: The Nuance of Dungeon Building ago
38: Big Showdown in little Dungeon ago
39: Lost in Translation ago
40: Seeing the Mushroom for the Forest ago
41: Busy Little Bee ago
42: The Little Things ago
43: Raleish the thought ago
44: Mime the Gap ago
Interlude: Cheesecake ago
45: Nu point of view ago
46: Ballad of the Great ago
47: Delta Does Danger ago
48: Equal-system ago
49: Witching Hour ago
50: Evolution of the First Floor ago
51: Happy Accidents ago
52: Griminology ago
Interlude: Crumbling Hearth ago
Artwork! ago
53: Devine Bobbing ago
54: Pic-Nic ago
Maestro ago
55: Heart of the Jungle ago
56: Birds, Mushrooms, and Taxes ago
57: The Musical Trap ago
58: Thorn in The Side ago
60: The Star of the Show ago
Map updates. ago
61: This Dungeon Belongs to Noland ago
Update ago
Interlude: Popping the Question ago
62: Holly Water ago
63: Wyin or lose ago
64: The Tree of 'Wisdom' ago
65: The Key to her Heart! ago
66: Tending the Moon ago
Side Story: The Village of Woodedly ago
67: Keys and Doors ago
68: World Wide Web ago
69: New Blood ago
70: Gather your Party ago
Floor maps udated! ago
Interlude: The King's Fortune ago
71: Truth Seeker ago
72: Inferno at the Grove ago
73: Lord of Mushrooms ago
Interlude: Spoiled for Choice ago
74: Blind Truth ago
75: Heart to Heart ago
76: Jungle Fever ago
77: Flower Power ago
78: Maze of Life ago
79: Delta's Dungeon Defence ago
80: Mother vs Mother ago
81: Long may she rain ago
82: Jack and Delta go down a tunnel ago
Interlude: The Imp of no Importance ago
83: The Fortress of Silence ago
84: For Whom the Dungeon Trolls ago
Edit upon a new day. ago
85: Silent Knight ago
86: Oh Holy Knight ago
87: Grotesque Puns ago
Floor 2 update! ago
88: Xanatos Gambit? No, this is a Delta Gamble! ago
89: Split Opinions on Banned Books ago
90: The Dungeon and her Village ago
91: Nina a Hand? ago
92: Fresh Breath of Seth ago
93: A King's Grudge ago
Interlude: Dungeon Education ago
94:Guard Goyles ago
95: All Action, No Talk ago
96: Door to Door ago
97:Bubbling to the Surface ago
Interlude: Death Pips In ago
98: The Madness of Sanity ago
99: Beta to the Punch ago
100: Delta ago
101: How to be a Dungeon ago
102: The Dance of the Dead and Fabulous ago
103: Pop goes the Slime ago
104: Spring of the Soul ago
105: Delta's Day Off ago
106: Delta the Darkest Dungeon ago
107: Love ago
108: Al Far will he go? ago
109: Quickies and Squidies ago
110: Hungry Python ago
111: Jack be nimble... jack be... oh no. ago
112: Low-hanging fruit ago
113: Miserable Pile of Mushrooms! ago
114: Sootable Upgrades ago
115: Vastly Giant Bridge ago
116: Wyinning ago
117: The Buzz about Shrooms ago
118: Hero ago
119: The Royal Wee ago
120: The great DEO...Hero? ago
121: Rooted in Her Ways ago

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Want a whimsical adventure?  A dungeon to enthrall you?  Look no further for it is here.  Delta the dungeon that apologizes when it murders someone.  A dungeon that looks to barter with honey and mushrooms.  I feel that this story is for those that want to get lost in a feel good fantasy without losing the violence that we crave and the growth we seek.  I look forward to continue reading of this author's orange delight.

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It's a new take on old subject. It's fun and funny. I laughed more than I didn't. The characters have Life to them and are more than little murderers in the making.

Some issues with word play. Mainly how sometimes are the same. Or interrupt the sentence to begin the sentence over.

(may be double posting this becasue submit button be special. If so apologies)

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Every chapter brings a smile to my face

A thoroughly unique take on dungeon novels. The writing may not be flawless, but is pretty great on the whole. Plot and pacing remain solid throughout. Characters are fun an memorable.

If I had a single complaint to make, that simply would be that there isn't enough! Even so it generally updates on a fairly consistent and regular basis without sacrificing quality so I don't really mind.

The consistent optimisitic and cheerful mood throughout the story, no matter how dark it gets, never gets annoying. If anything it is infectious and always lifts my mood and has brought smiles to some of my worst days.

It's a good story.

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Not enough puns yet. There is indeed no epic loot tho.

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OK, so is this the most serious piece of writing? Not really. However I'm going to make the case that it doesn't need to be. The story doesn't feel to me like it's trying to be prize winning or invent new literary techniques. To me it is a window into a world and into characters that are funny, engaging and ultimately loveable to the nth degree.

The story is well paced in my opinion and was written by someone who made at least some effort to follow English grammar rules. Most importantly however is that so far it has been immensely enjoyable and never boring.

The only thing I would mention is that the secondary story is not as interesting as the main story. The cuts to it every so often, so far, have just irritated me as it diverts attention away from the characters in durence who you actually want to be reading about. I am waiting to pass judgement until these are actually relevant though. It might just be that I've jumped in too early.

Keep up the good work my friend! 

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Where did my life go?

I started reading this then realised that several days had passed while I kept reading. After realizing just how addicted I was, I attempted to moderate my reading, but found I kept reading well past my bedtime. My relationships with my wife and son have suffered, though, I have caught up to where the author is adding new content.

Each day I open RR, hoping for another chapter, hoping for just another little taste. The humour, the characters, the world, every bit makes me want to experience this world.

Other than the occasional odd bit of grammar, this story is amazing and I can only hope I write even half as good as the author.

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All hail our glorious duck overlords

Hilarious and different take on the whole dungeon core theme. Give it a shot, it's worth it.

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I love this. I love how cute and loving it is; with the relationships and characters being well thought out and meaningful. I love how funny and hopeful it is; with the story being humorous but having a proper plotline. I love how well written it is, and how well the foreshadowing and character growth are done. I could keep going on and on, really. 

Druzilla Kay
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Amazing and unique story

A complete and utter madhouse, i love it it's like the dungeon version of the addams family. Delta and Drama Nina will get along they shriek over everything.

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I love this story from the goofy puns to the epic shenanigans that delta gets up to.

The story is interesting, the characters engaging and the humour is epic. I am looking forward to every release and can't wait to see where the author is going to take this