There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.

by stewart92

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Female Lead LitRPG Magic

She became a dungeon core.

Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?

No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
1: Smashing Start ago
2: Take off! ago
3: Mushroom Farming ago
4: The Piggy in the Middle ago
5: The Human Touch ago
6: The Capped Limit ago
7: innocence and Gobs ago
8: What Wicked Web We Weave ago
9: Quissing the Dungeon ago
10: Hole in the Ground ago
11: Fishing for Compliments ago
12: The Nature of Give and Take ago
13: Hook, Line, Sinker ago
14: Conviction ago
15: Delta Ducks ago
16: Duck for Traps ago
17: Along Came A Spider ago
18: I am DEO! ago
19: DEO! and friends! ago
20: A Boary End ago
21: Flaws and Thorns ago
22: The Greenhouse Effect ago
23: Nature vs Nurture ago
24: Unruli ago
25: Slimers ago
26: Special ago
27: Levelling Down ago
28: Guilty Roots ago
29: The Jungle Room ago
30: A Gentleman ago
31: Japing about ago
32: Catch and Mist ago
33: The Curious Container ago
34: The Flower in a Pot ago
35: Rulis and Termis ago
36: Challenge Accepted ago
37: The Nuance of Dungeon Building ago
38: Big Showdown in little Dungeon ago
39: Lost in Translation ago
40: Seeing the Mushroom for the Forest ago
41: Busy Little Bee ago
42: The Little Things ago
43: Raleish the thought ago
44: Mime the Gap ago
Interlude: Cheesecake ago
45: Nu point of view ago
46: Ballad of the Great ago
47: Delta Does Danger ago
48: Equal-system ago
49: Witching Hour ago
50: Evolution of the First Floor ago
51: Happy Accidents ago
52: Griminology ago
Interlude: Crumbling Hearth ago
Artwork! ago
53: Devine Bobbing ago
54: Pic-Nic ago
Maestro ago
55: Heart of the Jungle ago
56: Birds, Mushrooms, and Taxes ago
57: The Musical Trap ago
58: Thorn in The Side ago
60: The Star of the Show ago
Map updates. ago
61: This Dungeon Belongs to Noland ago
Update ago
Interlude: Popping the Question ago
62: Holly Water ago
63: Wyin or lose ago
64: The Tree of 'Wisdom' ago
65: The Key to her Heart! ago
66: Tending the Moon ago
Side Story: The Village of Woodedly ago
67: Keys and Doors ago
68: World Wide Web ago
69: New Blood ago
70: Gather your Party ago
Floor maps udated! ago
Interlude: The King's Fortune ago
71: Truth Seeker ago
72: Inferno at the Grove ago
73: Lord of Mushrooms ago
Interlude: Spoiled for Choice ago
74: Blind Truth ago
75: Heart to Heart ago
76: Jungle Fever ago
77: Flower Power ago
78: Maze of Life ago
79: Delta's Dungeon Defence ago
80: Mother vs Mother ago
81: Long may she rain ago
82: Jack and Delta go down a tunnel ago
Interlude: The Imp of no Importance ago
83: The Fortress of Silence ago
84: For Whom the Dungeon Trolls ago
Edit upon a new day. ago
85: Silent Knight ago
86: Oh Holy Knight ago
87: Grotesque Puns ago
Floor 2 update! ago
88: Xanatos Gambit? No, this is a Delta Gamble! ago
89: Split Opinions on Banned Books ago
90: The Dungeon and her Village ago
91: Nina a Hand? ago
92: Fresh Breath of Seth ago
93: A King's Grudge ago
Interlude: Dungeon Education ago
94:Guard Goyles ago
95: All Action, No Talk ago
96: Door to Door ago
97:Bubbling to the Surface ago
Interlude: Death Pips In ago
98: The Madness of Sanity ago
99: Beta to the Punch ago
100: Delta ago
101: How to be a Dungeon ago
102: The Dance of the Dead and Fabulous ago
103: Pop goes the Slime ago
104: Spring of the Soul ago
105: Delta's Day Off ago
106: Delta the Darkest Dungeon ago
107: Love ago

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I don’t know what I can say that hasn’t already been said in a review for this story aside from if you haven’t read this yet and you don’t have the convenient excuse of being a dungeon who can’t slide the screen down or a malicious duck then READ THIS NOW

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A story filled from core to entrance with puns.


Style: Tells just enough to gt a real sense of the world without being overly long.

Grammer: Mild spelling errors that get fixed quickly. Grasp on the english language is damned good.

Story: The concept is good and original.

Characters: They feel real and the author is able to make the reader feel emotions for the characters.


Good story, would read again. \[T]/

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I'm new to royal road. I entered "dungeon" into the search bar and found this story two days ago. And it has consumed my life! Thank you so much for a wonderfully funny, happy story. Please keep doing what you do!

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One of the more enjoyable stories on RR

It's been a while since i first read about delta breaking her world.  Quite surprised I never reviewed this.  Story is quirky and fun.  I have found it to be an incredibly fun ride over the months.

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Correct tags are good

My only gripe with this dungeon is that it doesn't have a comedy tag. Yeah the title is just screaming COMEDY but I've been searching for popular novels by tags and cannot beleive I've missed this until now.

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Funny and light Dungeon Core story

There is very little conflict in the story, it's just a fun adventure with a dungeon core and the quirky monsters and adventurers that surround it.

The LitRPG elements are quite light and don't take up pages upon pages of space. And the author included some maps and fanart periodically, which I think is a nice touch.

If you're looking for a fun, easy dungeon core story to read I heartily recommend this one.


There are a lot of small grammar mistakes, but nothing that makes the story impossible to follow.

Due to the title of the story I would've expected more puns though.

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full marks, but I wanna see Quiss' parents too.

Exactly the kind of sunny-skies hyper-happy story it's fun to read once in a while to remember we have these things called ideals from time to time.

Story includes one (1) instance of permanent bereavement.

One (1) instance of estranged offspring that nonetheless still lives with mum.

At time of writing, around three (~3) straightforward instances of the triumph of empathy and good over callousness and evil, nuance optional.

Innumerable happy accidents and gestalten, creative depictions of self-determination, and a decent number of good puns.

 Full marks, but I expect more parents.


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I love this story from the goofy puns to the epic shenanigans that delta gets up to.

The story is interesting, the characters engaging and the humour is epic. I am looking forward to every release and can't wait to see where the author is going to take this

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The name of this story kinda kept me away for a long time. I saw the name and thought: Thats for a rainny day. I am happy i kept away though. Read all 88 chapters in one go.

Style: Even though this story tends be long and drawn out at times, it manages to keep a good flow to it, reading the story isn't a challenge, its comes almost naturally. No problems come to mind reviewing it, but it can be better.

Grammar: Wasn't paying attention.

Story: Honestly, a lot of unexpected plot twists. When you think of a dungeon story, you tend to think core create, lure npc, kill npc, reap loot. But that isn't the case here, This story manages to subvert your expectations, it takes a trope and messes with it. It also tends to somehow mae sense. You read the story and are like: this is totally how it should be. Even if it makes no sense at times. No problem, but you could do better. The town next to dungeon is a bit anoying. How can a place have a two opposite purposes? But other than that, ok story.

Characters: The characters are really my biggest problem. 1k pages in and there hasn't been much development. I understand that the story has really only started to get interesting, but we still know almost nothing about the main character, i mean her history, and almost every character hasn't developed or changed much. They also opperate on very simple reasons. Almost every character we have met has been good. No chaotic neutral, no bad guys, no spies. Yes, most of them manage to have their own quirks and peevs, but their reasoning doesn't make sense at times.

As for the internal fight going on in the MC, that by itself was masterfully created, just for the amazing way it was drawn I have to give this story a 5.0. But even there, WHY would anyone fight so hard? There are reasons to the things we do. I don't see her reason. A lot of religous folks do the things they do because morals. The fact that the main hero will not kill lets her live outside of the influence of people. Easily. The conviction that the main hero posesses is beautiful. 

Honestly, I've been trying to get away from the internet, get away from things that i know erode my mind. A lot of stories on this cite are written by people who have broken and simply don't know what to do. This story isn't one of those. This is written by someone who is a natural author. Hell, I'm jealous. But this is beautiful. Great Story. Keep up the good work.

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So I'm normally a lurker when it comes to these things but I had to make an account to follow up on this regularly I just read through this in a day was so locked Into as it says just WOW