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Local man-child, philosopher extraordinaire, and ten-time internet argument champion is hit by a truck. 

Having never done anything outstandingly good or bad, he doesn't belong in either Heaven or Hell. 

Through some way-too-convenient circumstances, he ends up getting sent to a fantasy world.

Follow the story of the most fedorable protagonist on RoyalRoad.

This story is satirical. 

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We don’t deserve this masterpiece

M’dude, you have NO IDEA how long I’ve been waiting to run into an honest to God satire on this website. And I’m not disappointed!

Keep up the good work! *tips fedora*