The Snake Report

by wercwercwerc

Original HIATUS Adventure Comedy Fantasy LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Reincarnation
Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity

Tiny Snake God

All Hail the Tiny Snake God!

When life ends, many believe a soul is judged. Warriors might go to Valhalla, saints might go to heaven, and evil-doers go to hell... but what about someone who doesn't fall into any of those categories?

Well, some of them end up like... this.

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From the online web-serial, comes a story of reincarnation, comedy, and the winding path towards existential redemption.

The Snake Report: All Hail the Tiny Snake God.

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(The First book is now available on Amazon!)

(Art in this post created by u/GedMerrilin)

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moulder666
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Fun, quirky and fast-paced read

Reviewed as per Chapter 80 - read through them in a couple of hours - pretty damn captivating read. There are quite a few gems and chuckles hidden within this "What-the-hell-just-happened-to-me" Reborn LitRPG.

The MC isn't very fleshed out, but very relatable, and his stream-of-consciousness type of telling the story allows for a rolicking, good read.

So far it seems like the plot and development of the story work just fine. There are few grammatical errors and typos - I've noticed maybe 10 or so total.

The only thing that subtracts a bit from the reading experience from time to time is the writing style. The words can, from time to time, be so far spaced apart that you spend more time scrolling than reading.

 

nubdog
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The little snake which could

Great series which is always short but concise , with interesting out of the box methods with how the main character levels up as opposed to mindless grinding , with it most of the time being done in a comical panic nuking manner , and the comedy holds a life like quality to it instead of mechanically crafted and planned humour .

Even while maintaining a LitRPG like game world sense , it effectively isn't limited by this game like sense and can take action without being limited by gaming logic giving it alot more freedom in the ways it can defeat enemies rather than pure stats/skill comparison headlong smashing

From what i've seen it has some inspiration from mushoku tensei and kumo desu ga nani ka?and maybe a little from dark souls if i'm not hallucinating .

All in all a well done comedic and litrpg focus story

SanchoMontoya
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This is publishable, and I would buy a copy

This is a GOOD story - holds my interest, keeps action, dialogue, description working, as well as staying true to LitRPG standards (for what those are worth being very new, still). With a bit of revision, I think this could be not only self-publishable on Amazon, I think it could have a good shot with a traditional publisher. The protagonist is too generic as a human and needs more development, but Tiny Snake God and his prophets are a brilliant bit that works really well. Snake-version of the protagonist is more interesting, but still needs the earlier human development, which will probably cause some changes in snake-protagonist, too. I want to read where the story goes next - I've gotten through Chapter 64, which is everything posted so far. Very well done.

GoodOldChap
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A lot of fun, good humor, good plot, cool sh*t.  Also, it’s well written, no headaches from horrible grammar or poorly worded sentences here!  Doesn’t update super-fast (weeklyish I think) but let’s be honest, most of the stories that do suffer in quality as a result.

Pandemonium
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Book 1 was good. Book 2 has been a dissapointment

So, I would have left this out of the reviews, but this childish author deletes any comments on his chapters that he disagrees with even if it's simply constructive criticism. I'm putting this here as he can't delete it.

The 2nd book has unfortunately dropped alot in quality, with the chapters dragging on with nothing happening, and with each released chapter being very short in size I found myself skimming the releases to see if anything interesting had happened.

I personally recommended bunching the chapters together and releasing less frequently, however this was also deleted when he removed my comment 

 

MADAO is life
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Story reported for being too fantastic

just read it and give praise the tiny snake god

subject90
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All Hail the Tiny Snake God

An amazing story telling the journey of a weak little snake rising in power, carving his own path in life against the odds, and the people he meets along the way. All Hail the Tiny Snake God, the one true god.

fanvaron
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Classic monster diary style

It's the classic monster diary style, though the mc is not growing super fast and getting extremely strong. Well, he might be quite strong but is such a sissy we don't see it, not sure.

Anyways there is, as of c82, no indication of the "becoming more human" or "creating a tribe" type of development normally seen in monster diary stories.

On the other hand it suffers from the same problems as other monster diaries, namely the "just going along" there is no real development we just go from one situation to the next.

Which means there is really no hook or anticipation to the story, I don't feel compelled to keep reading, after every "mini ark" I'm thinking if I really want to keep going or maybe switch to another story.

Spoiler: Spoiler

The lack of really interesting character/power development does not help either.

On the other hand I really really liked the tiny snake character and I hope we stay with the tiny-snake-god, I just like the idea of a tiny snake being a powerful magical beast.

The way of narrating is great, it's informative and funny, one of the best first person styles I have ever read.

Nato
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Written differently, more a stream-of-conciousness stlye of writing.

Very fun to read, good pacing.  Everything prior to MC being reborn needs fleshing out, all the reader gets is "I lived, I died, I was reborn".  With nothing expanded on besides that.

Tip - Reading it in the "Dark Theme" actualy fits the earlier chapters suprisingly well

tzeneth
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Great Book 1, Book 2 so far a disappointment

This is kind of hard for me to say. I loved book 1 and highly recommend it. The story has specific arcs and focuses with an interesting determination to our main character. My only problem with book one is that character’s are dropped and we never learn some of their fates.

 

My difficulty in reviewing and what drops this from 5 stars is what’s been put out for book 2. It suffers horribly from a lack of direction or even goal for our character. The magic and system that had been in place has also been relatively arbitrarily removed (I say arbitrarily because it hasn’t been explained yet). So the interesting bits of the story have been removed, our character seems to have no real goal, they are in essentially a featureless desert, and nothing seems to be really happening. You can see why I find book 2 a decrease in overall rating.

 

Final Verdict: read book 1, skip book 2 until its complete and you can skim through at least the first 10 chapters (how much has been written so far as of this review) or it has been rewritten. Because you won’t be missing anything.