(after the man and his dog[like demenored wolf] wander the forest abit, colecting animal carcuses, intending to lay a trap for a bear)
..okay girl, i think we have enough meat,..now to test out my new skills!
(he uses hand cut to chop down a tree with his bear hands in a choping motion, like one of the large mantises that his new "dog" caught)
WOOO!, just like [email protected], or a karati man!
(he strikes a steriotypical martial artist pose)
WUUUAAAAAAH-HI!(and chops the wood into peices)
(after doing that two more times)
that seems to be enough....but i forgot..i don't know how to light fires without a lighter...well, i know how, i just don't know the specifics.
..........i mean,...i do have knolege enough to know the materials...lets try the...spinny way.
(he gets a flat-ish peice of wood and a stick, and atemps to use friction to light a fire)
(after 30 minuts)....grrrrrr...FRANK!
(tosses the stick)
.......if only i had flint...and a sword.....why don't i?
(looks at himself)..i have clothes, so why is wepons not provided........glasses are somtimes given,. i cold use a magnifying lens to light it........OH, IM A BLOODY IDEOT!......ROCKS!...
(he finds several rocks from a stream nearby and begins banging them togeather like a caveman)
.......(the resulting sparks take to the fire)
(he uses some long sticks to roast the meat)
.......now,...we wait for a bear to smell it,...then we strike girl!
(his wolf almost ate some of the meat)
.......i guss we should eat some of it though.