Fork This Life!

by jinxs2011

Original ONGOING Action Adventure Fantasy High Fantasy LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Reincarnation Supernatural
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Now we've all heard stories about people who died and were born again with their memories intact. The form of the reincarnator changes from story to story: human, elf, orc, slime, vampire, goblin; you name it, someone wrote it. But what if you were reborn in the most common of houshold objects?

What would happen if someone reincarnated as a fork?

Involves: merciless fork jokes, monsters, magic n' all that stuff, some profanity, maybe some gore (i'll keep it light), fork philosophy, and if you got advice on where to go next with the novel, comment, coz I only got a hazy outline. Read my other novel here: http://royalroadl.com/fiction/13058/odyssey-of-the-unrivalled

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Chapter 1: What the Fork!? ago
Chapter 2: How to eat if you're a fork? ago
Chapter 3: Forket mana, where's my noms? ago
Chapter 4: In Soviet Russia, fork eat you. ago
Chapter 5: Ruined ruins ruin the tall peeps, making them rue in not running from the ruins ago
Chapter 6: Not so epic training montage of motionless fork. ago
ideas for other authors. ago
Chapter 7: Oh God, burn it, burn it with fork! ago
Chapter 8: Half way there and back and there and back again. ago
Chapter 9: Ferdinand: Farmer. Adventurer. Holder of Fork. ago
Chapter 10: Epiphany and fork party ago
Chapter 11: I forked it up again... ago
Chapter 12: Forkin sand slimes! ago
Chapter 13: They Cut The Max Char Length For Titles, So The Real Title Is In The Chapter. ago
Chapter 14: Finally, a useful ability. Fork no longer? ago
Chapter 15: Reminiscence ago
Chapter 16: Father and Son Imposter Face-Off ago
Chapter 17: Fork Gets Skillz ago
Chapter 18: Fork Feels Left out of the Skeleton Smackdown ago
Chapter 19: Cats have nine lives. So too, apparently, do forks. ago
Chapter 20: Brave Sir Fork (Runs Away) ago
Chapter 21: A Series of UnForktunate Events ago
Chapter 22: Ferdinand, Paladins, Gods, and a Largely Ignored Fork ago
Chapter 23: The Fork Can’t Move (Wait, Isn’t That Normal?) ago
Chapter 24: Skeletons. Skeletons everywhere. ago
Chapter 25: Fork to the Rescue! ago
Chapter 26: Yep, I've Been There ago
Chapter 27: Contineplation ago
Chapter 28: A Lone Harpoon in an Empty Battlefield ago
Chapter 29: Destined to Die ago
Chapter 30: Forking Hell ago
Chapter 31: Behold the Magic Squirrel ago
Chapter 32: Warping Through The Spoon-Tine Continuum ago
Chapter 33: Fork Enrols at Magic School ago
Chapter 34: The Beginning of Everyday School Life For Your Everyday Fork ago
Side Story 1: Hermenegild ago
Chapter 35: Excitine First Day ago
Chapter 36: Term One: Forkin’ Done ago
Chapter 37: Magic ago
Chapter 38: Words Of The Earth ago
Chapter 39: A Light Unseen, The Fork Is Keen ago
Chapter 40: It’s Time To D-D-D-Duel Some Fools ago
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Quaint
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I found it!!!! I read the first couple of chapters and then left it but I forgot what it was called. for a long time I was looking for books about spoons...

Tominatoo
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Pretty forking amazing

Amazing story! I love reading every chapter of it!

Style: Awesome! I truly believe that I am experiencing life from the point of view of a... fork. I love how the author makes the boxes very nice and tidy, but thats just me. Personally, I would like a bit more point of views, but overall, a very good style!

Story: Ask a random person to make a fun, intriguing, and awesome story about a fork. Odds are (unless you asked this author) that the story would be very mediocre with a fork being super overpowered with a harem and stuff. Yet this author makes the story of a fork super fun and awesome! Surprisingly, I enjoyed the grinding elements of the story. 

Grammar: Great grammar, and I don’t mean that in the correct sense. The grammar (length of sentences, whether the sentences are complete or not, the intricacy of words) successfully imitate the fork’s mental state at that point of time, and I truly appreciate that nice touch. Other than that, I found very little examples of unintentional grammar mistakes.

Characters: All the characters are genuinely lovable, endearing, and fun, yet they are quite flat and one dimensional. Would love to have some great character development later on!

 

Overall, amazing story about a unique topic. I highly recommend reading this, and I greatly commend the author for successfully writing about this topic.

Soufdeboef
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When i read i book i like to have an experience. This experience can be many things and the better it is the more likely i am to enjoy the book.

When i read an adventure book i like to see something or somebody handle new things, areas, people and see how she/he/it overcomes them.

The author claims this story to be an adventure book but the only thing i read so far is the internal monologue of a sentient fork. Altough you could argue with me that that is the point i can't help but feel cheated.

I highly recommend the author to do some world building. Because of the nature of our mc (no spoilers) this is very hard so i suggest the ussage of different pov's to make up for this.

The author of this story is clearly a very capable person seeing how he/she succeeded in keeping me hooked on the story of a fork so far so i'm sure he will be able to improve.

P.s.

If the author or somebody else doesn't share the same opinion as me or if i made a mistake somewhere feel free to call me out. I will react and/or adjust accordingly.

 

 

Knogleknuser
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FORKING FORK THIS FORK STORY

WHY THE FORK DID I READ A STORY ABOUT A FORKING FORK.
WHY DID I FORKING LIKE IT? WHY WAS IT SO FORKING GOOD?

WHO PUT SO MUCH FORKING EFFORT INTO WRITTING A STORY ABOUT A FORKING FORK?

I WAS WAY TO FORKING SELF-AWARE WHEN I READ THIS FORKING FORK STORY!

Necessity
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I read almost 500 pages about a living fork. Admitedly the fork had some amazing abilities but still.

The first 6 chapters are quite repetitive. Like soufdeboef says, its the monologue of a fork, however after that it gets better as more interaction takes place.

Im hoping to read more of this interesting story.

DivineCat
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Best story on rrl laughing

memahalo
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My mind has been enlightened on how many fork jokes are possible

SosadhScath
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Kind of a fake five star review, but I think the story is hilarious and want more people to see it.
I don't necessarily think you actually deserve five stars, but by policy if I care enough to review, I'mma leave a five star.

Now, onto places to improve:

Characters are fucking HILARIOUS, though at chapter 12 and the Fork seems scarily OP already.  It just absorbed it's way through a living enemy?  I get it did it through the robot, narrative reasons and falling.  But being able to absorb anything is concerning.  Should probably put some rules on that, like 'only things served as food or potentially digestible/consumable, or things not protected by Willpower' or something.  Be cautious.

Thoughts and stream-of-consciousness writing is quite amusing, but a lot of the time lead to run-on sentences, poorly constructed thoughts, minor confusions.  It's not polished and doesn't flow nicely - which is perfectly fine for a webnovel, it communicates what it needs to and it's hilarious.

But it's something I'd be annoyed by if it were published.  Compare to, say, Brimstone Fantasy, which is much cleaner.

Alrighty, cheerio my good chap, and may the fork be with you.

Galm
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One of the few on rrl. The first few chaps are a bit rough around the edges but forks arent sharp to begin with.

deidei
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Surprisingly, I enjoyed a story about a fork... I don't know how I should feel about this. 

 

But, well I think you should give it a try.

 

I'd say that the only real flaw is how uninteresting a story about a fork seems at first sight (thus possilby less reader that starting to read this kind of story).